You have to be quiet, really quiet today
Because else you might scare my big prey away
I am on a hunt, a big job hunt today
Fully glad in camo on a raised stand I stay
I shoulder a gun and my clothes have an array
Of greens, leaves and twigs from the hedge today
Jobs are difficult to hunt even with all my ammu
Some are perky and quick other well-fed and slow
I like to hunt me one of the big ones
Although sometimes the perky & quick are bargains
You aim your résumé, hold the cover letter steady
And once you shot for the interview get ready
You have to be quiet really quiet today
Because else you may scare my big prey away
I wonder if my camouflage is okay? Can I sneak closer, against the wind? What do you say?
How could I hunt me a job today?