When you covered half the house in towels to dye your hair
And the dye finds 10 uncovered square inches to drip onto and stain for ever
Why can I not just be clean and tidy? It’s not that difficult! Come on.
When you ram full force into the edge of a wooden bench adding to innumerable bruises on your legs
Why did I not see that? What’s the problem with me?
When you don’t know why it took you 1,5 hours to walk half a mile and what happened.
By the way: time–what’s all that about anyway?!
When you check your watch every two minutes on the way to an important meeting and arrive half an hour early.
This is just embarrassing.
When you just forget TICK to moisturize, check your emails, that apple in your bag, where your coffee cup…
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